Jack and Jill went up the hill
to make a fucking toddler
Jack "came" down and broke his 'crown'
and Jill fucked someone else thereafter
Any resemblance to any individual is not coincidental and absolutely intended.........................keep it real
2 comments:
Ah profound! heart-rending love story!
im living for the day when this nursery rhyme will find its way into play schools!
btw, miraculous use of 'inverted' commas! and the disclaimer towards the end - a masterstroke!!
How abt HUMPty Dumpty next??!! ;p
lol too good dude!! :)
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