I am glad to inform you people that I am back from the journey.
I went to the Himalayas to meet the famous monk Chee-chee-Chonk and the animal form of the divine Lord Shiva. Well the animal was a goat.
With 25 yrs of intense meditation and 13 yrs of trying, trying to open a Pizza Store in Tibet; but have to tell you people dont use those llamas to deliver your pizzas; I can now safely say my Resumé looks a lot like me.
Now I have returned back to my humble abode after so many years.
The morning after I drank some considerable amount of alcohol and not to mention that I passed a little bit of the J to I,I found that......I CAN LEVITATE!!!
YES!!I can LEVITATE!!!!
AFTER ALL THOSE YEARS OF IMMENSE INTENSE BULLSHIT.......I NOW CAN LEVITATE!!!!
