Story of a Panwaadi........

I was out recently with one of my friends....Yes! Yes! I admit!.....my partner in crime....we still have that floor plan for the floor tile shop we were supposed to rob....anyways I started talking with the friendly neighborhood panwaadi.....and this is what he said to me......

I asked him how he ended up in sector 58 pan shop.....he says....

"My job is like this only.....I get transfered from one place to another....I work for the Indian Secret Service....You don't know the ISS??? (.....obviously man! how are we supposed to know about a "secret" service.....anyways, he continued....) I was studying in Bombay.....with me there was a bengali girl....named Ms. Chakroborty....she became my good friend.....we used to hang out at Juhu Beach back in the '70s.........then I met her father once......her father really liked me.....he said he would talk to a friend about me regarding a job in the ISS .....I said OK!....I left my studies and joined the ISS.....I was posted to Bangalore....I really liked that place......the people were really friendly.....then I was posted to Calcutta.....I searched Calcutta for Ms. Chakroborty... her father didn't want me to meet her anymore and she had said she was going to Calcutta.....weird, I know.....but nothing I could do at that point....her father did help me.....but I never wanted the help.....I wanted to be with her.....but its fine now......now I am here.....in NOIDA.....sector 58......not in the ISS anymore......but selling cigarettes and sweating bullets......that's all......"

By this time we were getting late and made a move.......and only after driving away for about three to four kilometers......did I realize.....I never asked the guy's name.......

I will close this now with a perfect ending to the story.....the guy's photo.....until I post again......goodbye everyone....

Six Days Working....

The cliche continues...God with a capital 'G' did take a day off....so did we....but we ain't GODs!!!

Life's all rolled up from dusk till dawn......
Tired with all those morons walking with heads held high....
Higher than the sky they pitch their bloody souls....
That's about how much I can concentrate on my goals....

A mug of lager is all that is left to drink....
Pushed always to that edge of the brink.....
Bugs running through my head like ..well BUGS!
Life is so fast that I forget to breathe out those lungs...

And then you hear the boss yell......and think......WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT?!?!


Life's like that I know....but does it have to be in the box so much that there ain't nothing that I can do about it?

Lemme know if there is an answer to this.....

All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us!

Murphy ....My God (1)

Have you people ever wondered that all the laws that Mr. Murphy has stated are so stunningly true??

Check this out people......few devastatingly true laws....

Murphy's Universal Law....(all other laws are derivations/variations/extensions from/of this law): If anything can go wrong, it will.

Extended Murphy's Law: If a series of events can go wrong, it will do so in the worst possible sequence.

Grossman's Misquote of H. L. Mencken: Complex problems have simple, easy-to-understand wrong answers.

Imbesi's Law of the Conservation of Filth: In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty.

Maryann's Law: You can always find what you are not looking for.

Cafeteria Law: The item you had your eye on the minute you walked in will be taken by the person in front of you.

Etorre's Observation: The other line moves faster.

O'Brein's Variation on Etorre's Observation: If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in.

Kenton's Corollary: Switching back screws up both lines and makes everybody angry.

Hutchison's Law: If a situation requires undivided attention, it will occur simultaneously with a compelling distraction.

Jones' Law of Zoos and Museums: The most interesting specimen will not be labeled.

Wallace Wood's Rule of Drawing:
1)Never draw what you can copy.
2)Never copy what you can trace.
3)Never trace what you can cut out and paste.

Roger's Law: As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airliner encounters turbulence.

Davis' Explanation of Roger's Law: Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.

Watch this area for Murphy....My God Part 2!

SHIT WITH THE WIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I FEEL PRETTY!
AND KINDA SHITTY
AND I HATE ANYONE WHO SHITS MORE THAN ME ....TOOOOODAAAAYYY!!!

I FEEL ALARMING
OH SO ALARMING....
I FEEL ALARMING, FEEL LIKE SCREAMING ALL THE WAY....
BUT THE SHIT ON TV MAKES ME SHITTY THRU THE DAY!

I FEEL MY BRAINS TURNING TO GOOOOOOO
I FEEL THE POPING OF THE POOOOOO
I SEE THE DROPPINGS AT THE LOOOOO
AND THEN I REALIZE ITS NOT JUST MINE ITS YOURS TOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

(Note: This intensive study is being carried out by Anushtup Biswas and Indrani Mukherjee)

I'm made of scars..............

Was sitting in the park this evening......trying to look at the stars......clouds covered most of the darkness.....

Somehow I could see a few of the stars.....they make me feel that I am so insignificant....

I mean they didn't make me feel that way all along.......oh how I wish I hadn't read A Brief History of Time.......read so much about these damn stars......how big they are...what happens if they die....what goes on inside a star....dammit!!! Makes me feel so not important.....so worthless for the whole point of being a being..........

Sometimes I get the thought ........is there another person like me staring at the stars from some different dimension??

I mean why can't it be true....why can't aliens exist???....we exist....so why not another planet like the Earth.....having another Star like the Sun at the very same location as the setting is in the Solar System???

There must be someone out there who look at us all the time and babble giberrish in there own languages about us.....sometimes they might even say "Look Ma!!!There's the alien I told you about!!!"

Hmmmm.............so I got up....thinking about all the worthless thoughts going on in my mind about me being worthless.....about our existence being a precious jewel......was listening to Motorhead.......they surely were proving there existence!!

All these days going by.......me doing nothin but joking around, trying to be the funny guy, trying to make people smile....I realise that there is more to give to the world than just being funny.........

I kind of get the idea that I need to do something that will mark my existence on this planet........that will say "THIS ACT OF ________ IS DONE BY ONLY ANUSHTUP AND NO OTHER"...........just have to find a suitable word for the blank........

Right now its anger.........I am truly, madly, deeply in anger with the world..........somebody said to me once "How can you be in anger with something???...You can be in love....but how does anger fit in???"

Gotto prove many of them around me wrong......

You might ask...."What is the source of your anger??"..............to that I have no answer.....I guess I just want to be the most hated person alive!!!!

So three cheers to our existence(and maybe doom in the later part of life)..........HIP HIP....aaaaaaaaaaaaa fuck it!!!!

Gonna close this post......and ponder over my thoughts.....I am pretty sure some of you might want to stop me from thinking for the rest of my life......well screw your 'A's in the righteous fashion......I don't care!!!!