Have you people ever wondered that all the laws that Mr. Murphy has stated are so stunningly true??
Check this out people......few devastatingly true laws....
Murphy's Universal Law....(all other laws are derivations/variations/extensions from/of this law): If anything can go wrong, it will.
Extended Murphy's Law: If a series of events can go wrong, it will do so in the worst possible sequence.
Grossman's Misquote of H. L. Mencken: Complex problems have simple, easy-to-understand wrong answers.
Imbesi's Law of the Conservation of Filth: In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty.
Maryann's Law: You can always find what you are not looking for.
Cafeteria Law: The item you had your eye on the minute you walked in will be taken by the person in front of you.
Etorre's Observation: The other line moves faster.
O'Brein's Variation on Etorre's Observation: If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in.
Kenton's Corollary: Switching back screws up both lines and makes everybody angry.
Hutchison's Law: If a situation requires undivided attention, it will occur simultaneously with a compelling distraction.
Jones' Law of Zoos and Museums: The most interesting specimen will not be labeled.
Wallace Wood's Rule of Drawing:
1)Never draw what you can copy.
2)Never copy what you can trace.
3)Never trace what you can cut out and paste.
Roger's Law: As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airliner encounters turbulence.
Davis' Explanation of Roger's Law: Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.
Watch this area for Murphy....My God Part 2!
